LISTEN UP PINK BOYS

We ALL know that X-Day was foretold as the END OF THE WORLD - 

The Book of the SubGenius foretold the end would occur July 5, 1998 at 7:00 Am. EXACTLY. 

SO WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED? 

DID "BOB" LIE? 

SHUT YOUR UNGRATEFUL PINK BOY HOLE! 

LISTEN CLOSELY TO THE REVELATION FROM "BOB" HIMSELF -

THERE WAS NO ERROR! 

THE WORLD WILL END ON JULY 5, 1998

 at 7:00 Am. EXACTLY. 

THE PROBLEM IS THAT THE CONSPIRACY CONVINCED US THAT 1998 CAME AND WENT LIKE YOUR LAST GRINDR "DATE"...... 

But you see -It's what the 'Con wanted us to believe!

1998 HAS NOT HAPPENED YET! 

THEY THOUGHT THAT THEY COULD PULL THE WOOL OVER OUR EYES BUT THOSE OF US FAITHFUL HAD PULLED THE WOOL OVER OUR OWN EYES ALREADY! WE ALREADY KNEW BEFORE WE KNEW THAT WHAT WE WOULD DISCOVER WOULD BE WHAT WE WOULD KNOW THAT WE ALREADY KNEW!

THATS RIGHT CLUB KIDS - BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING CONSPIRACY - WE DONT KNOW WHAT FUCKING YEAR WE ARE REALLY IN!

SO BEFORE YOU LET THE '"CON'" 'CON' YOU INTO THE BELIEF THAT IT IS 20... ANYTHING - YOU BEST GET RIGHT WITH "BOB" AND PREPARE BECAUSE THIS COULD BE THE J.R. "BOB" DOBBS FORETOLD SPRING OF 1998.... WHICH MEANS YOU BEST BE READY FOR THE END!

TONIGHT WE MUST PARTY LIKE ITS 1998

BECAUSE IT COULD DAMN WELL BE!

ENJOY THE REAL 1990'S PINK BOYS

"THE ROAD OF EXCESS LEADS TO PALACE OF WISDOM" - James St James and Blah blah blah...