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WELCOME TO THE 8LP8 FAN CLUB


LET ME BE PERFECTLY QUEER...

Get ready to have the time of your life every single day. Become a true supporter of the arts by contributing your unique talents to our cause. Might think you're a puppy? Insatiable desire to serve? You must be perfect to join the most dedicated fandom of all time.... ARE YOU A BOOT LICKING PUPPY BOY?


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GIRLS GURLZ GIRLZ GIIIIIRRRRRLLLS.....

To BE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING QUEER AF...


Boot Licking puppy boys don't have to be boys. Boys don't have to be boys. Girls don't have to be boys. Boys don't have to be girls. Girls don't have to be girls. Boys don't have to be girls that are boys AND/OR girls unless of course............. THEY WANT TO!


BOYZ BOYS BOIS

To BE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING QUEER AF...


Boot Licking puppy boys don't have to lick boots. Boots don't have to be boys. Girls don't have to be boots. Boys don't have to boot girls. Girls don't have to boot girls. Boys don't have to boot girls that are boys or girls unless.. THEY WANT TO!


NOTHING MORE SEXY THAN FREE WILL 


THEY WANT TO!

To BE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING QUEER AF...


Boot Licking puppy boys are fans of 80870885.... Some are bitches some are bitchsters all are bitchin'!  ((!¡¡!@6@1N!¡¡!) and ALL ARE WELCOME WANTED AND FUCKING BEAUTIFUL! 


70NT7R3@M1T831T81TCH!


Boot Licking Puppy Boys 


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To BE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING QUEER AF...


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REMEMBER THIS IS A CLUB FOR CLUB KIDS 21+


WHATEVER YOU ARE WORKING WITH WE GOT YA COVERED. EQUAL OPPORTUNITY QUEER AS FUCK FANCLUB THAT IS (LIKE 80870885....) LOVING WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU'VE GOT AND SO TOTALLY DOWN! BRING IT WE LOVE IT H3LLY3@H!

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NONE OF THE ABOVE

To BE ABSOLUTELY FUCKING QUEER AF...


Boot Licking puppy boys are fans of 80870885


70NT7R3@M1T831T81TCH!


H3LLY3@H! 


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BITCHSTER!


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GIRL!


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Nuff Said?


Let's party like it's 1998 BITCHSTERS!


GET TO WORK BOOT LICKING PUPPY BOYS!


GOOD BOYS! 



WOOF!



PRAISE DOBBS!


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¡!¡!Aaaaaaaahhhhh

JOIN A CULT! WHY THE FUCK NOT?

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ABOUT PRONOUNS ...

NOUN LIKE A FUCKIN PRO

(1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, motherfucker!)
Say the goddamn pronouns, motherf*cker
Say the goddamn pronouns
Say the goddamn pronouns, motherf*cker
Or I'll cut your eyes out

There's an expectation that you'll respect
If I'm he, she, they, or ze
If you don't say what I tell you to say
Then I'll kick in your f*ckin' teeth
(Suck a motherf*ckin' c*ck)

My gender can be a bicycle
If I f*cking want it to be
If you think that sounds ridiculous
You can drink my f*cking pee

You invented a box to put people in
Based on if they got a di*k
If you insist that this bullsh*t needs to exist
Then I'll do what I want with it

What the f*ck are your pronouns, motherf*cker?
Say your goddamn pronouns
I don't care if you're cis, motherf*cker
Tell everyone your pronouns


- DOG PARK DISSIDENTS 

(1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, motherfucker!)
Say the goddamn pronouns, motherf*cker
Say the goddamn pronouns


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(EIGHT OH EIGHT    - SEVEN OH EIGHT EIGHT FIVE, BITCHES AND BITCHSTERS AND ALL YOU BIG STONERS!)

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