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Can we talk about this shit for a second?

So let's get this all figured out right? So basically on July 5th we're supposed to be celebrating the end of the world that's not actually going to happen and we know it's not going to happen so are we celebrating the end of the world it's not actually happening and we know it's not happening or are we celebrating the fact that we know it's going to happen and just not yet? Yes you silly silly biscuits! You're exactly right how very smart you are you must have read the book you must have read the fucking book finally you finally read the fucking book you literate beautiful wonderful sweet sweet darling book buying public you. Supporting the arts that's so awesome of you yes you bought the book of the subgenius and that is so freaking badass it's not even funny. Anyway I digress....

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      Anyway

      So like yeah it's a thing you know. We just figured out that it's not actually 1998 this year so we're going to celebrate the fact that we get at least one more year so the party on July 5th this year is party celebrating the fact that we know for sure we're in the 80s for the 90s and so we're going to totally party it up cuz we know that it's not 1998 yet but we know if it might be 1997 which means this might actually be our last July the last one you know....?

      What is this

      That's really open to interpretation. 

      Testimonials

      Everybody be all like wahoo and yeah. 



      That one guy said something that was totally awesome and we were stoked. 



      It was that one time that I think something really amazing happened and everybody was like wow that was totally amazing and yeah. 


      There's lots of others but you know there's only so much room on this site and we need to save some energy for important things like the party for July 5th. 

      I don't really want to put anything right here

      This section is completely pointless and there's really no reason I have it here I don't really think that it's a good use of time for space or anything like that but I'm also not really all that interested in taking it down because I just kind of like it for flow you know just feels like a good break from all of the serious nonsense to get some real nonsense and instead of just the sillier brand because sometimes I like my serious with assaulting of serious but not to be assaulted by seriousness or to be an ass made of seriousness and certainly not to be serious because that would be a serious issue. 

      Contact Us

      So really what's most important is to know these things if we really want to chat. First of all I'm really going to want to know your sun your moon and your rising signs but only if you feel comfortable sharing that information because there's nothing more sexy than free will. Anyway, then I'm most interested in knowing one song that you think that I should totally listen to who it is by and just a little bit about why and I will totally get it on a list to figure it out. If you're a boy band cute emo guy that got tied up with my apartment once or twice all I got to say to you is same as always.....  Thanks can I follow you?  You're a bitch too and you like it that way. Did I just say that right out loud? Oh and I have your underwear still ... You stole mine again and I bet you cried about it and wrote a song you didn't release. You will you will you will you will you will you will you will.  If you want to talk about doing some sort of live stuff or collaborations or what have you been yeah I'll probably be down let's figure it all out. If you work together before on other projects and we figure out who this might be then hey what up bitch and bitches and bitchsters.

      WAIT WHAT?

      Questions? 


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      80870885: The Ultimate Party Experience

      Anyway

      So like yeah it's a thing you know. We just figured out that it's not actually 1998 this year so we're going to celebrate the fact that we get at least one more year so the party on July 5th this year is party celebrating the fact that we know for sure we're in the 80s for the 90s and so we're going to totally party it up cuz we know that it's not 1998 yet but we know if it might be 1997 which means this might actually be our last July the last one you know....?

      What is this

      That's really open to interpretation. 

      Testimonials

      Everybody be all like wahoo and yeah. 



      That one guy said something that was totally awesome and we were stoked. 



      It was that one time that I think something really amazing happened and everybody was like wow that was totally amazing and yeah. 


      There's lots of others but you know there's only so much room on this site and we need to save some energy for important things like the party for July 5th. 

      I don't really want to put anything right here

      This section is completely pointless and there's really no reason I have it here I don't really think that it's a good use of time for space or anything like that but I'm also not really all that interested in taking it down because I just kind of like it for flow you know just feels like a good break from all of the serious nonsense to get some real nonsense and instead of just the sillier brand because sometimes I like my serious with assaulting of serious but not to be assaulted by seriousness or to be an ass made of seriousness and certainly not to be serious because that would be a serious issue. 

      Contact Us

      So really what's most important is to know these things if we really want to chat. First of all I'm really going to want to know your sun your moon and your rising signs but only if you feel comfortable sharing that information because there's nothing more sexy than free will. Anyway, then I'm most interested in knowing one song that you think that I should totally listen to who it is by and just a little bit about why and I will totally get it on a list to figure it out. If you're a boy band cute emo guy that got tied up with my apartment once or twice all I got to say to you is same as always.....  Thanks can I follow you?  You're a bitch too and you like it that way. Did I just say that right out loud? Oh and I have your underwear still ... You stole mine again and I bet you cried about it and wrote a song you didn't release. You will you will you will you will you will you will you will.  If you want to talk about doing some sort of live stuff or collaborations or what have you been yeah I'll probably be down let's figure it all out. If you work together before on other projects and we figure out who this might be then hey what up bitch and bitches and bitchsters.

      WAIT WHAT?

      Questions? 


      80870885: The Ultimate Party Experience

      Anyway

      So like yeah it's a thing you know. We just figured out that it's not actually 1998 this year so we're going to celebrate the fact that we get at least one more year so the party on July 5th this year is party celebrating the fact that we know for sure we're in the 80s for the 90s and so we're going to totally party it up cuz we know that it's not 1998 yet but we know if it might be 1997 which means this might actually be our last July the last one you know....?

      What is this

      That's really open to interpretation. 

      Testimonials

      Everybody be all like wahoo and yeah. 



      That one guy said something that was totally awesome and we were stoked. 



      It was that one time that I think something really amazing happened and everybody was like wow that was totally amazing and yeah. 


      There's lots of others but you know there's only so much room on this site and we need to save some energy for important things like the party for July 5th. 

      I don't really want to put anything right here

      This section is completely pointless and there's really no reason I have it here I don't really think that it's a good use of time for space or anything like that but I'm also not really all that interested in taking it down because I just kind of like it for flow you know just feels like a good break from all of the serious nonsense to get some real nonsense and instead of just the sillier brand because sometimes I like my serious with assaulting of serious but not to be assaulted by seriousness or to be an ass made of seriousness and certainly not to be serious because that would be a serious issue. 

      Contact Us

      So really what's most important is to know these things if we really want to chat. First of all I'm really going to want to know your sun your moon and your rising signs but only if you feel comfortable sharing that information because there's nothing more sexy than free will. Anyway, then I'm most interested in knowing one song that you think that I should totally listen to who it is by and just a little bit about why and I will totally get it on a list to figure it out. If you're a boy band cute emo guy that got tied up with my apartment once or twice all I got to say to you is same as always.....  Thanks can I follow you?  You're a bitch too and you like it that way. Did I just say that right out loud? Oh and I have your underwear still ... You stole mine again and I bet you cried about it and wrote a song you didn't release. You will you will you will you will you will you will you will.  If you want to talk about doing some sort of live stuff or collaborations or what have you been yeah I'll probably be down let's figure it all out. If you work together before on other projects and we figure out who this might be then hey what up bitch and bitches and bitchsters.

      WAIT WHAT?

      Questions? 


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