It's sort of complicated

As a Stang centric Drummond Doused REFORMED FUNdeMENTAList Church of J.R."BOB" DOBBS of Latter Saintly Days (FLSD) under the savvy and road weary knowledgeable guidance of RevRearEnd 80870885 - seek to spread the message that we don't know what year it is but we know it's not 1998 just yet because we know that it says in the Church of the subgenius book called The book of the subgenius which is really convenient because the Church of the subgenius is also called subgenius in the book of genius is called the book of the subgenius and you should buy that book and read it cuz it's really really important. Anyway did you buy the book yet? Good okay I'm glad you finally did it. Now read the fucking book. Then come back

You want to do something fun AF. Let's get corporate bitch! Any questions? 

Just want to start by saying how smart and sexy that you are for having purchased the book of the subgenius and thereby supporting the Church of the subgenius and it's incredible sacred scribe Rev. Ivan Stang. We know for sure that no one would actually continue reading this free content if they haven't actually purchased the book because it wouldn't make much sense to them so the smart people bought the book and the people who didn't buy book now have an opportunity to buy the book and we will totally look the other way dude we will totally hook you up it's all good.

As if you're actually reading this. As if any of this even exists. I'm putting for proposition that we're somewhere in the 1990s. That's because we know that for sure it's the end of times. We know it's the end of times because the book of the subgenius said it was and we all know that that's completely true and awesome and really a good book to own and we all own it right? Cool cool as fuck. Anyway big gangsters and hippies and everybody in the whole world because you're all so freaking cool and I love you all... We have got to keep in mind that we're somewhere in the 1990s.. maybe even the '80s if we're lucky that would be totally dope. 

It's pretty simple. Love everybody because we are all one. Give everything that you possibly can. Put your good where it can do the most. Thank you thank you thank you I have everything I need and I am so incredibly grateful and happy. It's all good. You are good. Do something awesome. Be good to everyone. Love yourself. Love the world. Live.

I miss you bitch and I still have 13 black paper roses for you when you come up to the new studio girl. You used to let me cry on your shoulder and I'll never, I'll never forget that. What in the Queer fuck we waiting on? Hit me up girl, I mean after all...if you want to puff one in the hills.... I gotcha .....  

You down?

I'm thinking I get that suite at the cosmo and we play a shrine auditorium Halloween nights style clarity opening light shining bitch you looking so fine it make me blow my mind... Kind of shit.  Whooooo-aaaahh and praise Dobbs. Let's play The Chelsea ballroom at the cosmopolitan girl. I'll warm them up you take him home girl you always do..  

Miss you bitch now that you're all famous and shit you don't hit me up so much do you but it's okay I know I know they want to love you cuz you're famous and can't nobody blame us..