SHHHHHH!

A self-identified bitch Fanboy or FANBITCH of 80870885.

You are some bad ass BITCHSTERS out there! - 80870885

8LP8 An excruciatingly dedicated core fan base of freaks twinks and bitchsters who also tend to think that they're puppies or some such (whatever floats your fabulous boat babe I'm all for it!) and provide an important service to the performance arts. 

***** It's a great fucking idea to dedicate your life to the sole purpose of supporting the arts. Free to join. WOOF! *****

* ABSOLUTELY NO MINORS! MUST BE 21 + CONTAINS THC ! ABSOLUTELY NO MINORS! *

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When the place you're at is not down with you taking in a little nicotine by whatever your choice method is and you just need 10 minutes to re-up. 

Approval by Dobbs, negated by Dobbs
Disembowelment of Dobbs, approved by Dobbs
Crucifixion of Dobbs, approved by Dobbs
Destruction of Dobbs, approved by Dobbs
Amputation of Dobbs, approved by Dobbs

Removal from the universe of every molecule vaguely resembling that of Dobbs, Dobbs approved
Banning from the English or any other language the term Dobbs, Dobbs approved
Banning from the English language the term approved, Dobbs approved
Banning the linking of the word "approved" with the word "Dobbs," Dobbs approved

Death of Dobbs, approved by Dobbs
Destruction of Dobbs, approved by Dobbs

Cremation of Dobbs, approved by Dobbs

Destruction of the letters 'D', 'O', 'B' 'B' and 'S', approved by Dobbs
Dobbs approval no longer needed, approved by Dobbs
Approval by Dobbs no longer need in any hearing whatsoever, approved by Dobbs
The detaining of anyone who ever again utters the phrase "Dobbs approved," Dobbs approved!
Thanks for letting me keep my mind Dobbs

Dobbs approved! Dobbs Approved!
Dobbs approved! Dobbs Approved!
Dobbs approved! Dobbs Approved!
Dobbs approved! Dobbs Approved!
Dobbs approved! Dobbs Approved!
Dobbs approved! Dobbs Approved!
Dobbs approved! Dobbs Approved!
Dobbs approved! Dobbs Approved!
Dobbs approved! Dobbs Approved!
Dobbs approved! Dobbs Approved!

_ Drs. For "BOB"

A sacred commandment issued by RevRearEnd 80870885 states that the path to slack and fulfillment of our J.R."BOB" DOBBS WELL ENDOWED BESTOWMENT is best illuminated by a BIG FUCKING FLAME. ONE OF THE BEST WAYS TO BE A BIG FUCKING FLAME IS TO FOLLOW THE PATH OF DIVINE! WE CALL THIS 73V1N3M@7N355!  

Don't dream it be it bitch!

DIVINE

DIVINE 

 Harris Glenn Milstead 

43V3R71V1N3

Something takes a part of me
You and I were meant to be
A cheap fuck for me to lay
Something takes a part of me

Boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma
Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma
Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma
Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma
Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma
Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma
Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma
Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma

Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma
Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma
Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ee-ma
Da-boom-da-da-mmm-dum-na-ay, go

So fight, something on the ming-a-ooh
Fight, some things they fight
So, something on the ming-a-ooh
Fight, some things they fight
Fight, something off the hee-a-hoo
No, some things they fight
Fight, something on the ming-a-hoo
Fight, some things they fight

Something takes a part of me
You and I were meant to be
A cheap fuck for me to lay
Something takes a part of me

Part of me
Part of me
Part of me
Oh

-Korn. It's whats for dinner

DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE COMING OR GOING?

If it's really really good you STAY!

WELL BITCH let me tell YOU if you are STAYING YOU KNOW IT!

PRAISE DOBBS!

H311Y3@H!

BUT WAIT RevRearEnd 80870885...  

HOW THE FUCK DO WE PRAISE DOBBS?

WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?!!!!!???

GLAD YOU ASKED!

From The Book of the SubGenius.....

THE KEY TO THE GATEWAY IS HIS PIPE!

You'll figure it out YOU BIG STONER!

THE REFORMED FUNdeMENTAList Church of J.R."BOB" DOBBS of Latter Saintly Days or FLSD is the MENnistry of HIS HIGH AF HOleyness RevRearEnd 80870885. 

The FLSD is a REV. IVAN STANG centric DOBBS APPROVED operating SubGenius group spreading the message that the book of the sub genius is correct and the world will indeed and on July 5th 1998 at exactly 7:00 a.m. but we don't know what year we are living in. That being said, it was revealed to 808-70885 that this year is not 1998 and therefore the world will not be ending this year. We think it might be 1997 though so you better party up right now because we know the world will end in 1998 at exactly 7:00 a.m. exactly like Bob said! Reverend Ivan Stang was never incorrect! He is in fact so fucking right on and righteous and super cool and I really enjoy chatting with him because he's a super fucking cool guy and props to the Rev for all the revving he is revved it was revving awesome Rev! I love it that you keep it Revving!

Anywhoooooo

So yeah like the world is going to end on July 5th 1998 at exactly 7:00 a.m. that's what the book said and we know what a party it is around here and so like yeah hell yeah yeah yeah well yeah you know so it's probably like 1990 something or maybe the 1980s but anyhow club kids you know what to do don't you bitches? 

 J.R."BOB" DOBBS 

DOBBS APPROVED 

Approved by J.R."BOB" DOBBS 

BUY AND READ THE BOOK OF THE SUBGENIUS 

 HEY YOU BIG STONER!

HY85

YOU! YES YOU!

It's a friendly way to get your attention....

IT SO WORKED!

YOU ARE FABULOUS!

80870885

PRONOUNCED HELL YEAH!

An expression of sheer unrestrained joy often uttered during a...

A fist bump 👊, also known as a bro fist 👨✊👀😂,  power five 🔋🕔(now that sounds fun), a spud 🥔(?) is a gesture similar in meaning to a handshake or high five. A fist bump can also be a symbol of giving respect or approval, as well as companionship between two people. You just got to do it it's so fucking fun. H3LLY3@H!